Coven of Thorns

Race:  Dark Elf
Coach:  Andrew
Description

 
Coven of Thorns team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Feb. 20th, 2018 - NEW !!!
Coven of Thorns vs Teamsters Local 953
After the untimely demise of Eldril Sidewinder during the opening drive of the second annual Elf Bowl (tm), it appears that the Coven of Thorns has roused the ire of the Blood Bowl Mercenaries and Star Players Teamsters' Local 953.

Famed bull centaur Hthark the Unstoppable lived up to his namesake on Monday, sending Coven witch elves Furiosa and Satanico Pandemonium into the injury box in the opening minutes of the game. Was this typical play in an admittedly violent and dangerous sport--or were the Teamsters sending a message?

After Hthark sent the Coven's newest rookie assassin to join his sisters with a broken spine, could there really be any doubt?

Inquiries to the Teamsters for comment were ignored.

Fortunately, the crack medical staff at the Coven's own Wrath Lauren Luxury Stadium and Casino (r) were able to rehabilitate the players without incident.
- Andrew
 
 
Jan. 22nd, 2018
On the Hunt with Red October
As lead assassin for the Coven of Thorns, the fans deserve to see me at my best... but repetitive stab joint fatigue is a real risk. Thankfully, there's Burny Hot brand Inferno Pads (tm). My killer's elbow symptoms disappear in as little as ten minutes! With Burny Hot Inferno Pads, *I* decide when I stop stabbing.
- Andrew
 
 
Jan. 19th, 2018
Coven Blitzer awarded Orcidas Contract!
It comes as no surprise that the league's top scorer--Nobody Loves Raymond of the Coven of Thorns--was awarded an exclusive sponsorship deal with Orcidas following the teams recent 4-1 victory over the Slaughtering Bumpkins.

In addition to an undoubtedly lucrative payout, the Coven blitzer has worked with Orcidas designers to develop his own signature goblinskin cleats.

"I have to say, these new NLR Slicers (tm) are fantastic! The tempered steel cleats really open a jugular... and with this ankle support, I can score all day!"

You sure can, Raymond. You sure can.
- Andrew
 
 
Jan. 19th, 2018
Pass me a cool one!
"Nothing quenches that mid-match thirst like Khaineken!" --Satanico Pandemonium

(Khaineken and the Blood Star are registered trademarks of Khaineken Bevereges, Ltd. "Always kill responsibly, and have a Khaineken!")
- Andrew
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
MoB Games 4
Playing in:
MoB Games 5
Trophies won:
Championship: MoB Games 4
Best Defense: MoB Games 4
Block Division Champ: MoB Games 4

  

  

  

Notes
On-site Apothecary Stadium built and owned.




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Latest matches:
Home League S2, Week Two
  0    Bad Touch Bears
  1    Orange Crush Cowb...

MoB Games 5, Week Four
  2    And My Ax
  0    Da Red White and ...

Home League S2, Week Two
  2    Rumble in the Jun...
  1    Skull Krusherz
Home League S2, Pick up game
  1    Alluring Aliterates
  2    Skull Krusherz

MoB Games 5, Pick Up Game
  4    Coven of Thorns
  0    Hashut Big Hatters
MoB Games 5, Week Three
  2    New World Thunder
  1    Tarzans Harem

Home League S2, Pickups
  6    Wallachia's Tempest
  0    Skull Krusherz
Home League S2, Pick up game
  2    Akantor Warriors
  0    Skull Krusherz

MoB Games 5, Pick Up Game
  3    Hashut Big Hatters
  2    Da Red White and ...
MoB Games 5, Elf Bowl 2018
  2    Coven of Thorns
  1    New World Thunder
MoB Games 5, Pick Up Game
  0    Da Red White and ...
  2    New World Thunder
MoB Games 5, Pick Up Game
  2    Slaughtering Bump...
  0    Moonclaw Mawcrushas
MoB Games 5, Week Three
  0    And My Ax
  1    Baskerville Worge...

Home League S2, Week Two
  1    Alluring Aliterates
  2    Low Down Not Very...
Home League S2, Pickups
  2    Alluring Aliterates
  3    Orange Crush Cowb...
Home League S2, Pick up game
  2    Akantor Warriors
  1    Alluring Aliterates
Home League S2, Week One
  1    Bad Touch Bears
  0    Rumble in the Jun...

MoB Games 5, Week Three
  3    Hell-Pit Cheezers
  2    Moonclaw Mawcrushas
MoB Games 5, Week Three
  3    Coven of Thorns
  1    Snow Hi-hos
MoB Games 5, Pick Up Game
  2    New Ogrund Quakers
  1    Hashut Big Hatters
 
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